Keep purchasing all of the promotional cookies* you can for this month’s The Encyclopedia Show: Juliette Gordon Low. You can learn everything you ever wanted to know about the founder of the Girl Scouts!
Only 2 shows left! You can’t freeze our show to make it keep longer!
See you on APRIL 30!
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Deadly nightshade! Truthbomb from a poisonista!
Warning! Mildly R-Rated! (Historical genitalia reference)
No valet parking for your brooms tonight.
But plenty of seats in the audience for tonight’s Encyclopedia Show: Nightshades! 7:30! Just after your commute!
Tonight! 7:30 P.M. IS THE WITCHING HOUR!
EAT THE WEEDS-episode 120! Learn to eat as the Walking Dead survivors should!
Get your fill of knowledge at our show tonight! It’s the 3rd to the last!
Here at the Encyclopedia Show, the Sagan is one of our favorite units of measurement! A SAGAN is equivalent to at least 4 billion stars, which is basically like a billion fewer than we’ll have on stage tonight…
if you count the ones in our eyes!
This is the final countdown. Only four shows left. Don’t miss The Encyclopedia Show: Units of Measurement. Tonight. Get a ticket now.
CYDNEY EDWARDS MEASURES UP!
She is a community activist, spoken-word performing artist, actress, and educator born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. She recently graduated from the University of Madison-Wisconsin a proud member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Incorporated and First Wave Spoken Word & Urban Arts Learning Community. She is a two-time winner of Louder than a Bomb, the annual teen poetry slam competition in Chicago, and has performed amongst Amiri Baraka, Linton Kwesi Johnson, and Christopher Walker amongst various others.
Come see her TONIGHT! 7:30 P.M.! Tickets and info.
Wow! Encyclofriends, we did NOT know that bakers used to be so accidentally corrupt that kings had to make laws to make sure that we, consumers of baked goodness, got that 13th donut for perpetuity!
(Read that article and you’ll really think that they just left the “n” out of bankers, the corruption was that bad)
DOES YOUR KNOWLEDGE MEASURE UP? Come see tomorrow night at Stage 773! 7:30 PM! The Encyclopedia Show: Units of Measurement! RSVP NOW!
Another month, another way to measure our show! Don’t let the fact checker be the only one measuring us…
Bring this bingo card to the show tomorrow night and see how many spaces you can fill!
Don’t miss The Encyclopedia Show: Units of Measurement tomorrow, February 19, 2014 at 19:30—- 7:30 p.m. if you don’t measure time like the military! Tickets and all that jazz when you CLICK HERE.